Sexuality

So, some people are a little confused by my sexuality.

Let me try to explain it.
I'm Sapiosexual;

Sapiosexuality
(sā-pē-ō-sĕk-shü-ăl'ĭ-tē)
Becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.

I actually use this term a little liberally; I'm attracted to minds, not bodies. I don't care if you've got one arm and are 30stone, if you've got a personality I find attractive, I'll date you.
I like wit, dry black and puerile humour, geeky interests, honesty.
I don't like self-obsessed, bitchy, lying, or two-faced people.
I like people who can dance to the sound of trees, and enjoy stroking moss, and sing to themselves in gibberish when they're concentrating on something. I like someone who I can compare opinions on a book or a game with, someone who isn't addicted to their telly, someone who'll do half the work and pay their own way. I'm a secret, geeky romantic and I want someone who'll like that, and not try and force other things on me. I want someone who's happy to live off noodles for a fortnight if it means we can go see that new movie together (and buy a slushie in the cinema). I like eclectic music tastes, science obsessions, star trek lovers, computer geekery, language tomfoolery, not giving a fuck what the world thinks, not thinking the world revolves around you. I like courage and the strength to keep on your path until it reaches an end, to stick to your beliefs.
I don't like blind faith, or pointlessness, or repetitiveness.
I like stubborn, unless it's illogical.

So this mostly seems to apply to women, but occasionally I meet a guy who fits enough of my likes that I actually would sleep with him. Sure, he hasn't got the kind of body I enjoy looking at, but that's not important.


And the sex, there's a whole 'nother kettle of fish. I don't like pen; it's not really pleasurable. However, at the same time, I kind of hate sex with girls, because they can SEE my girlparts. And know they're there. And it feels horrendous, like it's wrong because there shouldn't be that down there, and I'm less of a man for not having one, and I just don't like that confirmation of my lack of a cock. But, if I can overcome my hatred of my own genitals, it's extremely pleasurable.


Anyhow, that was terribly personal, hahaha, oh invisible eyes of the internet, don't tell anyone you read this, especially not me.