The Nan.

I told my nan.

Her response, verbatim (copy-pasted from the email)

Does not bother me one little bit. All I will have to get used to saying is I have 2 grandsons. Not too sure about grandad through will tell him later.

Are we coming to you on Saturday for lunch? Not sure how we left that. Do you want me to wash the sheets for you? If so how soon did you say your friend was coming to stay?

Let me know asap. I'm home all day today - so far that's the plan anyway.

Love Nan.

My family are seriously excellent. :)